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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
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That’s the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize...
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A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he...
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The bird has an honor that man does not have. Man lives in the...
Quote #19151
COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
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The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
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Every man’s life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in...
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There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and...