Quote #30895
If you can’t go over, you must go under.
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
Quote #19145
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Quote #8323
Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #19550
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
Quote #591
My passport photo is one of the most remarkable photographs I have ever seen...
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #28913
If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy...
Quote #23607
Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.
Quote #8592
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.