Quote #14596
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing...
Quote #30063
The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr.
Quote #28309
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #26236
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens...
Quote #30324
Learn the fundamentals of the game and stick to them. Band-Aid remedies never last.
Quote #1054
The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a...
Quote #25180
The feeling remains that God is on the journey, too.
Quote #30332
Our destiny rules over us, even when we are not yet aware of it...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #15809
The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one.