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If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun...
Quote #19110
The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight,...
Quote #9074
The way to final freedom is within thy self.
Quote #28355
Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #34571
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
Quote #28928
True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one’s self, but the...
Quote #14628
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.