Quote #11799
If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at...
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #16543
The only abnormality is the incapacity to love.
Quote #30712
In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
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Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...
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Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #28509
A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #21770
He who knows nothing doubts nothing.