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If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you’re bound to enhance...
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I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,...
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While I am not a fan of corporal punishment, I am not a fan...
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Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I....
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The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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There are some remedies worse than the disease.
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Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when...
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Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after...