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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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What a time! What a civilization!
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is...
Quote #17922
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
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There is no discipline in the world so severe as the discipline of experience...
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Life has . taught me not to expect success to be the inevitable result...
Quote #34678
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...