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Everything is the product of one universal creative effort. There is nothing dead in...
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Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?
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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...