Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #4281
There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
Quote #8610
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty...
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
Quote #3124
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have...
Quote #23852
To be always fortunate, and to pass through life with a soul that has...
Quote #11809
Life is a dream from which we must wake before we can dream again.
Quote #24884
When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man...
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.