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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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The unleashed power of the atom has changed everything save our modes of thinking...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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No pain, no palm no thorns, no throne no gall, no glory, no glory...
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You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism.
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It is extreme evil to depart from the company of the living before you...