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I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly...
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man...
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Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
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Our liberty depends on the freedom of the press and that cannot be limited...
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I must say the biggest lesson you can learn in life, or teach your...
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Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children...
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Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.
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In the end, everything is a gag.