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Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
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Because things are the way they are, things will not stay the way they...
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
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There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying...
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What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to...
Quote #3067
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
Quote #7811
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them...
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...
Quote #2699
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #26377
Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...