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The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...
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Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
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We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...
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Truth or tact You have to choose. Most times they are not compatible.
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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What’s a sun-dial in the...
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Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not one bit simpler.
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Imitation is the sincerest form of television.