Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #3948
Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Quote #28296
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Quote #18652
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Quote #6711
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People...
Quote #14922
Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
Quote #23306
I have come to the conclusion that the 22nd Amendment limiting the presidency to...
Quote #27702
Love your children with all your hearts, love them enough to discipline them before...
Quote #24561
Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a...