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Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years.
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Luck is the residue of design.
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If you make the world a little better, then you have accomplished a great...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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All we have of freedom — all we use or know – This our...
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If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
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Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
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The most valuable things in life are not measured in monetary terms. The really...
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There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets in...