Quote #6642
It is a far, far better thing that I do now, then I have...
Quote #23210
It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness.
Quote #15288
Ignorance, when voluntary, is criminal, and a man may be properly charged with that...
Quote #17709
Before you act consider when you have considered, tis fully time to act.
Quote #15148
Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.
Quote #1775
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #21844
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
Quote #27214
The mob is the mother of tyrants.
Quote #25774
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Quote #24502
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.