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One man’s word is no man’s word we should quietly hear both sides.
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The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness...
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Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
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Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
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‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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Don’t confuse fame with success. Madonna is one Helen Keller is the other.
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…happiness is the highest good, being a realization and perfect practice of virtue, which...
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We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton...
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Nothing is quite so wretchedly corrupt as an aristocracy which has lost its power...