Quote #30038
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop...
Quote #15246
Being reproached for giving to an unworthy person, Aristotle said, “I did not give...
Quote #4208
He who knows does not speak.He who speaks does not know.
Quote #333
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #1989
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
Quote #20252
I am a galley slave to pen and ink.
Quote #27299
The world will never have lasting peace so long as men reserve for war...