Quote #11546
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #26486
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude...
Quote #26173
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Quote #17071
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
Quote #26612
Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many...
Quote #999
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.
Quote #26310
Wouldn’t it be weird if the only way people could die was that their...
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #4836
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Quote #28387
I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...