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A person who doesn’t lose his wits over certain things has no wits to...
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The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow...
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found...
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
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It is the sign of a weak mind to be unable to bear wealth.
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Sometimes even to live is an act of courage.
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‘A merry Christmas, uncle God save you’ cried a cheerful voice. ‘Bah’ said Scrooge....