Quote #865
Rem tene, verba sequntur (Keep to the subject, and the words will follow)
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #8729
Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf.
Quote #24802
It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #18366
He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could...
Quote #29855
Learn to say no to the good so you can say yes to the...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #14581
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the...
Quote #25011
As long as we think we can save ourselves by our own will power,...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...