Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #34627
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...
Quote #20537
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
Quote #31828
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Quote #3052
I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
Quote #29047
The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the...
Quote #15952
One kernel is felt in a hogshead; one drop of water helps to swell...
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #21019
Be content with your lot one cannot be first in everything.
Quote #8987
Happiness depends upon ourselves.