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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to...
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Existence would be intolerable if we were never to dream.
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Storms make trees take deeper roots.
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No great deed, private or public, had ever been undertaken in a bliss of...
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Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is...