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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
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Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #15922
The most silent people are generally those who think most highly of themselves.
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
Quote #27587
Pleasure of love lasts but a moment, Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
Quote #16729
Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...
Quote #22825
John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk....