Quote #7302
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.
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A weak mind is like a microscope, which magnifies trifling things but cannot receive...
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #16919
Truth is the summit of being justice is the application of it to affairs.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #13522
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.
Quote #12162
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
Quote #22573
In saffron-colored mantle, from the tides of ocean rose the morning to bring light...
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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
Quote #1465
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...