Quote #2996
I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has...
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #12007
Guilt resembles a sword with two edges. On the one hand, it cuts for...
Quote #25690
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #4012
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until...
Quote #12171
Oats. A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland...
Quote #4294
Time as he grows old teaches all things.
Quote #19766
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
Quote #2075
If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two...
Quote #22973
Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely...