Quote #28326
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Quote #24267
The state exists for man, not man for the state. The same may be...
Quote #17983
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.
Quote #29399
Sad is his lot, who, once at least in his life, has not been...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #25827
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...
Quote #778
I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.
Quote #29462
When you argue with your inferiors, you convince them of only one thing they...
Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.