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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food...
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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small...
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Nature is the glass reflecting God, as by the sea reflected is the sun,...
Quote #20936
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears I come to bury Caesar, not to...
Quote #22788
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
Quote #21928
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord...
Quote #11552
If you tell a lie — tell a big one.