Quote #25184
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #16774
Disobedience, the rarest and most courageous of the virtues, is seldom distinguished from neglect,...
Quote #10141
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
Quote #25052
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #21895
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #44
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #19487
It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be...
Quote #1694
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #2089
Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional.