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Writing is hard work and bad for the health.
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
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There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
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Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...
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It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money....
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To know when to be generous and when to be firm — this is...
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The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world;...
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A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
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Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...