Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #633
The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #1359
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
Quote #24864
There is value in everybody’s gift. No matter how hard to find or strange...
Quote #13565
I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is...
Quote #16918
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
Quote #24103
Men are not against you they are merely for themselves.
Quote #813
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
Quote #11296
And say my glory was I had such friends.