Quote #31321
There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
Quote #5108
Lakes, rivers, streams…all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it...
Quote #9219
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #31053
Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
Quote #4033
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Quote #11283
All would live long, but none would be old.
Quote #11226
A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.
Quote #17539
Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #18351
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.