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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as...
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My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
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For myself I am an optimist–it does not seem to be much use being...
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There are two ways of disliking poetry; one way is to dislike it, the...
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As we read the school reports on our children, we realize a sense of...
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Never do anything that you aren’t prepared to face the true consequences of.
Quote #3228
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.