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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #11476
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16587
Poverty must not be a bar to learning and learning must offer an escape...
Quote #26546
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad...
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...
Quote #2499
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he...
Quote #5962
Eliminating what is not wanted or needed is profitable in itself.
Quote #1918
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
Quote #22419
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.