Quote #5487
The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance; the...
Quote #1018
In an optimal world, I would not be necessary.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #2923
Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
Quote #16149
Let him who expects one class of society to prosper into highest degree, while...
Quote #28207
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #34238
You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what...
Quote #26222
In life, as in chess, forethought wins.
Quote #13444
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Quote #26582
We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.