Quote #1263
Sweet is revenge – especially to women.
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It is no use saying, ‘We are doing our best.’ You have got to...
Quote #26368
Truly loving another means letting go of all expectations. It means full acceptance, even...
Quote #14374
There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge. . . observation of nature, reflection,...
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #14629
The shortest answer is the doing the thing.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.