Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Quote #6723
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #408
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of telling the truth.
Quote #7571
A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #10897
It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any...
Quote #29770
There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
Quote #28485
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
Quote #7091
I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart,...
Quote #8456
The structure of language determines not only thought, but reality itself.