Quote #20067
An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #31121
A wise old owl sat upon an oak The more he saw the less...
Quote #704
Life is a long lesson in humility.
Quote #7214
Law is mind without reason.
Quote #10392
The function of science fiction is not always to predict the future but sometimes...
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #31489
The English language has a deceptive air of simplicity so have some little frocks...
Quote #12301
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself, the most...