Quote #28079
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Quote #4948
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Quote #9370
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #3465
… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
Quote #32628
The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
Quote #24426
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
Quote #30394
I don’t think most people associate me with leeches or how to get them...
Quote #25709
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay...
Quote #31628
Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed,...