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When the candles are out all women are fair.
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas.
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The advantage of doing one’s praising for oneself is that one can lay it...
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Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to...
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The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
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There is no wealth but life.
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Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.
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Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we,...