Quote #24620
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with...
Quote #558
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #3123
The world makes up for all its follies and injustices by being damnably sentimental.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #7114
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Quote #7092
Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #29981
The man who runs may fight again.
Quote #25316
We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks,...