Quote #444
A man is so in the way in the house.
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #17722
He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
Quote #4593
Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.
Quote #21568
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
Quote #32541
For thousands of years, father and son have stretched wistful hands across the canyon...
Quote #25869
What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
Quote #13362
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if...
Quote #22694
I promise to keep on living as though I expected to live forever. Nobody...