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It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
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Would you hurt a man keenest, strike at his self-love.
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Truth is beautiful, without doubt but so are lies.
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History repeats itself and history never repeats itself are about equally trueWe never know...
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