Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #34916
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts for...
Quote #285
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.
Quote #5398
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #22465
The biggest fool may come out with a bit of sense when you least...
Quote #23742
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.