Quote #28748
I don’t generally feel anything until noon then it’s time for my nap.
Quote #8343
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.
Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #6609
Man with all his noble qualities, with sympathy which feels for the most debased,...
Quote #2083
He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
Quote #9803
How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions...
Quote #2337
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Quote #1833
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...
Quote #14619
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing...