Quote #30669
It is never possible to predict a physical occurrence with unlimited precision.
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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I came from a disadvantaged home. They were Republicans.
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A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be...
Quote #5696
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
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A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...
Quote #25780
Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
Quote #10538
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #30741
Each of us owes it to our spouse, our children, our friends, to be...
Quote #630
Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.