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I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet...
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There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them,...
Quote #27691
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...
Quote #21469
True happiness involves the full use of one’s power and talents.
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The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little...
Quote #2909
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, although it is apt to fill a man with wind...