Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #20276
There is in the worst of fortune the best of chances for a happy...
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.
Quote #21430
College isn’t the place to go for ideas.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #2112
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
Quote #7399
The cause is hidden. The effect is visible to all.
Quote #24507
Tell me thy company, and I will tell thee what thou art.
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #22317
To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever...