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There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I dont know what...
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I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
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Attention to health is life’s greatest hindrance.
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You do the policy, I’ll do the politics.
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The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
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You traverse the world in search of happiness, which is within the reach of...
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Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef.
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When anyone asks me how I can best describe my experience in nearly forty...
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
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If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...