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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...
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We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow...
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My utterance is mighty, I am more powerful than the ghosts; may they have...
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An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
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Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because...
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
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Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
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For the villainy of the world is great, and a man has to run...